The Top 10 things NOT to say to the Russian Judge...
10. We chose Russia, because China turned us down due to the 18 felonies on our home study.
9. Should I just make this check out to cash?
8. Ya know, the cold war is over, it's ok to smile now.
7. Wanna go out for drinks after this?
6. Just cause its 30 below outside, does it have to be 95 degrees in here?
5. Jeez, where did you get that tie?
4. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may incriminate me.
3. No, our pit bull doesn't bite.
2. Yes, we keep concealed weapons in the house. I thought I put a translation of the Bill of Rights in our dossier for you.
1. Well, when we started out we wanted a newborn, but now since all of them are teenagers, we figured what the heck.
9. Should I just make this check out to cash?
8. Ya know, the cold war is over, it's ok to smile now.
7. Wanna go out for drinks after this?
6. Just cause its 30 below outside, does it have to be 95 degrees in here?
5. Jeez, where did you get that tie?
4. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it may incriminate me.
3. No, our pit bull doesn't bite.
2. Yes, we keep concealed weapons in the house. I thought I put a translation of the Bill of Rights in our dossier for you.
1. Well, when we started out we wanted a newborn, but now since all of them are teenagers, we figured what the heck.
posted by Matthew's Mommy @ 12:03 AM
1 Comments:
At 9:13 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hilarious and some comments border too close on true! From another parent who has been in Russian court.
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